2010/03/05

Directiva UE - Limba Oficiala Europeana

Primita azi pe mail - merita citita in intregime, super important! _________________ Remember when educators tried to simplify the English language? The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas. ......... If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

8 comentarii:

  1. Super amuzanta faza! Te face sa razi progresiv pana cazi de pe scaun! Keep up the good work!

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  2. @Costy - deci io am crezut ca mor de ras cand am primit-o... evident ca daca mai primim, mai punem sus, asa ca asteptam sugestii :P
    Numa' bine!

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  3. :)))))) :))) for a moment it loocked good... :) and asked myself why the english didn`t do all that if it was easier to drop the balast :))
    funny indeed :))

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  4. Nic tuk!
    De la prima modificare mi "s-a părut" că seamănă cu limba germană. Întrebarea e: de ce ar fi limba germană a doua candidată la limba ue? Am putea include şi limba română?

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  5. @Ari, ze best isto spek German, not Rumenian :D

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  6. zis is col. i like zis. now i can speak german and english in ze same time. i wil go tel my teachers about zat. :))))

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  7. @Gabi - zis iz a gud idea! za ticherz nid tu obei! HEIL!

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